The Funniest Joke In The Universe

The story behind this is Mark went 3 days without sleep, then was asked to sit on stage and act as if he had just told the funniest joke in the universe. Well not knowing what speech would be like in the 24th century he sat down and wrote this, when asked to recite it, he replied…

Finalism  Finger  Fink
Obligatory  Quotient  YolkFellow
Coconut  Kachina  Cosmological  Argument
Bank Swallow  Fish Story
Inculpate  Minuteman
Stress  Certifier  in  Lecithin
Hard Hearted Dill
Divine  Minded Domineer
Mindreader  Sextuple
Garden Fly  Honeysuckle Garbage
Palter  Rimfire
Green… Peace
Change  is  the  Ultimate  Solution

This page contains original work from Mark Allen Shepherd. These compositions are here so his fans can see his work, please note that these are the exclusive copyright of Mark Allen Shepherd and can not be used or printed without his written permission.

“Talent and imagination are virtually the same thing. The only difference is that talent is the effective use of imagination.”